- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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