I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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