A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Neil Lewis

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Fat people

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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