Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

hi michael

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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