- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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