- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Knock Knock Who's there

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

womens rights.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

The duck didn't cross the road.

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