Stop. Seriously stop.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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were you expecting a joke

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Anti Joke

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