- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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