- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What is the name of the car? What

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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