What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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read me write me

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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