Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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