what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Racial Equality

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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