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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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