Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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