why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

every knight i see an owl at window

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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