Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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