- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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