- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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