What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Do the roar!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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