Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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