Whats the leading cause of death Life.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Once upon a time, The end.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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