roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

dat shoe shine tho

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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