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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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