- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

hers a joke... japanese people

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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