- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

8=> >->-o

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Mahmy

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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