- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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