Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Racial Equality

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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