- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

I walk into a bar...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

CAVE JOHNSON.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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