- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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