- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

The dewey decimal system

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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