What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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