"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Who is it?

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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