george goodburn is secretly mexican

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what is orange? an orange

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

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