- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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