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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what is red and smells like paint red paint

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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