A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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AIDS.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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the NAACP

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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