What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

Amazing

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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