- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

i just wrote this so hard

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

you suck

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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