What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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knock knock come in

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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