A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Feminism.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Robert Mugabe.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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