- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Refrigerator

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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