- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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