- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

batman has diarrhea

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Your girlfriend.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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