What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

i committed murder

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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