Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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