If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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