-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Your mom

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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