- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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