- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."