your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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