What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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