Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

The chicken crossed the road.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

i committed murder

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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