- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

^ That's not even funny ^

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