- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

im not food

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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