When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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