"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's up? Your time.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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