- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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