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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why didn't he finish his

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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