- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no really what are ur names?

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A paralysed man falls over.

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