- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

whats long and black? a baton

rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Everybody will die

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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