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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Why didn't he finish his

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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