- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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