- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

HEY!

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

12/23/2012

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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