- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

There's a god, just kidding.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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