- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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