- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Kys

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

AIDS

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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