- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

CAVE JOHNSON.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Your text.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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