What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Your gay

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

justin beiber sucks

my penis

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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