- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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