An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

one stop shop

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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