Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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