How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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