I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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