I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

a black man pays his child support

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's 9+10? 19.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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