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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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