it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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