Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Womens rights.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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whats 7+4? 74

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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one of the idiot

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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