roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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The queen having a shit

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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