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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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