A seal walks into a club.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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