- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Your're racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

your mom is so fat.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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