- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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