What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Ol-ive

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Not from my wife if that is what you think, but its best people dont know who she is, because you know... A guy that gets many ladies = A playa. A girl that lets his guy do that, well, my wife feels safe about her husband (I am dead honest), but I cant expect people to suddenly go "oh yeah, his wife is totally cool and secure about it all, rather than an insecure idiot that allows him to sleep around like the dog he is) Strictly spoken, I am no dog, women say all men are pigs, but no woman settles for a boy, so that makes me a pig.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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