- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

KILL WHITEY

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

A cat playing laser tag.

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