- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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