What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What's two plus two? Window

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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