- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Actually it was me Josh brown

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Liverpool City Football Club

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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