- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Gus's mom

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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