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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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