- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

haha black people :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

The Ohio State Buckeyes

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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