What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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