- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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