- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Womans baksetball...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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