Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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George W. Bush

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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