- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

YEAH THEY DO!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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