What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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tea with milk?

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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