knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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