- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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